Back to school stories

Posted on August 16, 2006 by StLmom

This is, by far, the funniest back-to-school-related post I’ve read thus far.

We’re getting ready to go back, too. Actually, they are. I get to play hooky!

Joys of having the kids back in school:

  1. I get to see “Smoking Kid” — the delinquent in the hoodie from down the street who puffs a stealth Marlboro on the way to the bus stop — every day!
  2. No one will stand just outside my office glaring at me until I get off a conference call!
  3. I get to stay home for days on end, mired in work and looking frightful. Oh, wait, that’s not a good thing.
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2 Responses to Back to school stories

  1. Dwight The Troubled Teen says:
    August 16, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    Reminds me of the “profanity kid,” the THIRD GRADER who would walk past my house every morning SCREAMING obscenities and profanities as if he had Turrets.

    Thank goodness I moved.

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    September 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm

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