This is, by far, the funniest back-to-school-related post I’ve read thus far.

We’re getting ready to go back, too. Actually, they are. I get to play hooky!

Joys of having the kids back in school:

1. I get to see “Smoking Kid” — the delinquent in the hoodie from down the street who puffs a stealth Marlboro on the way to the bus stop — every day!
2. No one will stand just outside my office glaring at me until I get off a conference call!
3. I get to stay home for days on end, mired in work and looking frightful. Oh, wait, that’s not a good thing.

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