For 13 years in a row, a certain group of friends joined for one long weekend each summer, to float on the Current River. We called it the Beer Float. I wrote about the Beer Float for The Commonspace in 2002, convinced that we’d still be floating until we were old, gray and wrinkly. This group of friends has been connected since college, a few since high school; some of us are a bit gray, and a little wrinkly, but I sure thought we’d be old and brittle before we went a year without the BF. We’ve persisted in the tradition through marriage, kids and beer bellies. Why stop now?
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch recently ran a feature about the downfall of the uh, moral turpitude on the river. I’m not sure any of the information is new, or that anything has changed in the behavior of hoosiers floating on the river. I’m just pretty sure nobody ever reported on it before. It never bothered us. We came armed with Super Soakers, bolstered with beer. Sometimes, the hoosiers were us.
This year, ending a 13 year streak, there will be no Beer Float.
Instead, we’ve planned the Beer-B-Q, a picnic in a park that is BYO just about everything, including the kids (who were never invited to the Beer Float, due to the declining moral turpitude, of course.)
Today we’ll come together for several hours of kickball, food, songs and beer.
The main reason the Beer Float is skipping a year is this: we’ve all scattered to the winds. Well, a lot of us, anyway. Today original floaters will join us from California, Colorado, Kansas and Virginia. Several still reside in Missouri, where the BBQ will take place. Other floaters have moved to Arizona too recently to make the trip back. They’ll be missed. We’ll be “singin’ one for Jen, drinkin’ one for Pete.”
There will be, naturally, less drinking, no midnight swims in the river, less “pulling,” (an activity that involved a cold bottle of Jack and the command to take a swig, or PULL, as we float downriver), less bikini-clad hoosiers, less hoosiers in general, many more kids (where did all these kids come from?) and fortunately, less recovery time on the other side.
Denny’s glad we’re doing something “fresh” this year. For the last several years he’s complained that the BF was getting stale. This is going to mix it up a bit for sure.
We’re gonna have a blast.