Actual conversations:
The Girl: That’s a really big bag.
Me: Yep.
TG: It’s too big to recycle as a dog poop bag.
Me: Yep, but it would make a great elephant poop bag.
Me: So how did you like the Body Snatchers exhibit?
The Boy: It was pretty disturbing. I liked it.
The Girl: Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.
Me: What?
TG: I forgot.
The Boy: OK, so at the Bodyworlds thing?
Me: Body Snatchers?
TB: Yeah, so we put John Smith’s name in to be a donor. (laughter)
Me: Nice.
One more day of working at home while the kids are on spring break. Send good vibes this way.
