Apology
Dear Dad,
I am soooo sorry. I really did not know that I drew on your Robert
Plant autograph and the autograph is not ruined. I promise that I will
be more careful and ask permission before I draw. If it makes you feel
better I will have no computer for 1 or 2 weeks. Again I am so so so so
so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry.
Love,
The girl
Editor’s note: Plant’s autograph, while one of my husband’s prized possessions, to the untrained eye was but a scribble on a piece of notepaper. The girl was forgiven.

June 11th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Wow, that was an abject apology!
Question: If the autograph is so prized, why did he leave it where someone could scribble on it? Why wasn’t it framed, along with a photo of Robert Plant, and then placed on an altar to all things Zeppelin?
I’m pretty sure that if my husband had Robert Plant’s autograph, we’d not only have an altar, the decor of our house would revolve around that altar.
June 15th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Seriously! I keep my Stan Winston autographed T2 ticket stub…
No… Wait… I’m not telling. But it’s in my room, where a child’s screams will alert me to its endagerment. ;P
June 16th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
…because there is a lot of junk in my room that isn’t childsafe.
Gosh I wish I was that good at sorry notes when I was little. Would have been nice when I broke that Norman Rockwell plate.