My Children? They will be getting coal.
The girl informed me that I have crows’ feet. “You really oughta DO something about that,” she said.
The boy said, ”If you were more politically inclined, I wouldn’t have had to learn all this stuff for AP Government.”
So what do you think, regular old charcoal briquettes or some organic Whole Foods charcoal?
December 20th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
My children ARE getting coal: the chocolate kind from World Market. It’s always on the top of their stockings and always makes them pause for a moment, even though this gag has been going on for years.
And you do not have crow’s feet.
December 20th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
wohle foods definately - it shows you still care…
December 20th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I’d say plain old Kingsford briquets. Special Whole Foods coal for kids who call out your crow’s feet? No way.
December 20th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Oh, the things children say!
I vote for the organic coal as well
December 21st, 2007 at 9:44 am
Coal is too good for them. I say plain old backyard dirt - with a few decomposing leaves and sticks in there for good measure.
December 21st, 2007 at 10:45 am
LOLOLOLOL! Okay, this made my day. Thanks for making me howl with laughter. But what exactly is “organic” charcoal? lololol! (I’d leave ‘um the cheapest, dirtiest, coaliest chunks of coal I could find, why waste valuable grilling material like Kingsford?)