The Girl has Issues

Moments the girl will be mortified I’m sharing:

The girl, heading out to church on Sunday morning: “Hey, I could have sworn there were pockets in this skirt.”

It was inside-out.

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The girl leaned over to give me a hug and put her armpit right in my face. “WHEW! Did you forget deodorant today?” I said. “You stink! Take a whiff if you don’t believe me.”

The girl: (sniff, sniff) “WHOOO! There is definitely something to what you’re saying, there.”

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That’s right. My kid is the stinky one with her skirt on inside-out.

4 Responses to “The Girl has Issues”

  1. kelsey. Says:

    i’m pretty sure that all of us of the female persuasion can sympathize =]

    actually, males too. who am i to discriminate?

  2. jennifer Says:

    Hilarious!

  3. patience Says:

    All at the same time? I’m glad it’s not only my kids who do things like this. :)

  4. zuzuernie Says:

    Fantastic story! I have so many things to tell about my daughter, but I just can’t do it to her. I love that she admitted you were right about the smell. My two kids are so sure of themselves, they would not have admitted that. No way. No how.

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