This year, I had one really spectacularly brilliant idea. Offer to buy the whole family snarky tee shirts to get them to appear in a holiday photo together. Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time, anyway. Not only that, but it WORKED. See the above version, avec Wheaten, as proof. The shirts say “Meh” in case you’re having trouble seeing them. Follows are the complete results of our photo shoot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

In case you don’t know, “meh” is the epitome of apathy. It is what one says when one just doesn’t care. Since this sums up my family’s overall feeling about the posing for photos, about wearing (all of us) the same shirt, and about, (sometimes) the whole dang holiday season. (Well, mostly we feign indifference to the season. We totally love it.)  In this try for the holiday card shot, we tried to look disaffected. The girl couldn’t stop smiling, though and Mark just looks like a tough guy.

Here the girl is attempting to provide a little direction. As the resident teenager, apathy is her focus area, after all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

In this shot, the girls are CRACKING UP at the guys. You can glimpse in this version, in the mirror above the fireplace, the photographer at work. Special thanks to the allergist’s daughter, who served as family photog for the Meh Photoshoot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here, we almost have it — but Mark and I just look sad, and there’s some kind of flash spot in front of the girl. Reject.

Now we’re all getting tired of being photographed. And darn that girl. She won’t stop smiling! Mostly because she finds the whole thing hilarious. Some meh attitude on that one, eh?

Finally, a shot suitable for sharing with friends and family, about 50 percent of which at this time have asked, “What is the ‘meh’ all about, anyway?” Yes, we’re smiling, but that’s what makes the overall effect a bit better I think. Have a little irony with your holiday cheer. And Meh-rry Christmas from the Jaggers family.

Get your own “meh” tee shirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking back at Christmases past, I found this shot of the girl, age five, complete with bedhead and Christmas morning shock at the delightful gifts under the tree. That was a year of a whole lotta Barbie stuff, if I remember correctly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

At six, she was all about Polly Pocket. Boy do I not miss the days of those tiny plastic shoes. Believe it or not, she still has some of these in a box somewhere, and has dragged them out for younger friends to play with.

P.S. — the dog still shows her the same amount of respect.

Same bedhead, different year. For some reason we have no photos on file of Christmas 2003 so we’re skipping on to the year the girl was eight. See the socks she’s pulling out of her stocking? “Too Spoiled” they say. Yep, that pretty much sums up the girl that year.

Just so you don’t think I’m picking on her, I’m interrupting this post of the girl to share this photo of me, obviously having a really grand time on Christmas day.

Note to self: how many red cardigans have you owned over the years? Seriously? Could you remember NOT to wear a red sweater in the holiday photos this year?

Oh and you might smile a bit.

This must have been a year when I received kitchen appliances. Or exercise equipment.

 

 

 

The Christmas the girl was nine was a tough one. We had moved out of our house and into my in-laws, preparing to make the HUGE move across the country to Virginia just after the holiday. She and her brother were troopers, as happy to celebrate the holiday at the grandparents’ house as anywhere else. She made out like a bandit as usual, with tons of American Girl merchandise. And a suitcase. We were on our way to our new home just days after this shot.

 

 

 

 

 

The girl at 10.

She’s always been a ball of goof, that one.

Like her mother, I suppose.

It’s funny to look at this picture and think, wow, two years sure changes a kid a lot. Here she looks 10. Today? 20.

Well, maybe not 20. They just don’t stay little for very long, do they?

This morning, the temperature is 19 degrees and reports from St. Louis are 3 degrees, (feels like -9) and all I can think is that in some communities, the homeless men and women spent the night outside. In Charlottesville, there’s an organization that works to make sure that not one of our homeless individuals freezes to death on our streets in the winter. That’s the whole mission, in fact — a simple but very necessary effort to provide overnight shelter; a place to sleep, a pillow, clean bed linens, a way to take a shower and get laundry done, a hot meal and a lunch to take with you in the morning.

The organization is People and Congregations Engaged in Ministry (PACEM), a nonprofit group that is comprised of faith-based organizations of all kinds, coming together to provide shelter space during the winter months for our homeless population. The organization has paid staff who manage the logistics, who stay with the overnight guests, who manage the volunteers and the donations and coordinate the congregations. It’s a big job.

In Charlottesville, there have been so far this season about 45 homeless men overnight and at the most so far, 11 homeless women as guests of PACEM. That’s quite a few for the size of our community.

I am on the board of PACEM — I believe in their mission; have been moved by the homeless people I have met in Charlottesville and understand that “but for the grace of God, there go I.” In this economy in particular, it is fairly simple to see how one can become homeless. All it takes is a short series of unfortunate events and before you know it, your house payment or rent become impossible to meet. My friend and fellow blogger Jim Duncan pointed out recently (as his washer and dryer and refrigerator simultaneously went kaput) that if his circumstances were different how he could absolutely see how that kind of — in his world — necessary appliance tragedy could start a slope for some families that would be impossible to get out of. I sometimes think that most of us, unfortunately, are just one major financial tragedy away from our homes being in jeopardy. Did you know that many of our homeless are employed? That’s right. They need the overnight shelter and the brown bag lunch so they can get up and go to work in the morning.

Why am I telling you all of this? It’s the season of giving and — because it’s cold outside. PACEM needs your help to keep offering their services to our community. They have a list of items that you can donate or, if it is your wish to provide a monetary donation, you may do so online here or by mailing a check to: PACEM, P.O. Box 14, Charlottesville, VA 22902.

As most of you know, I love to bake and I love to write. The Pillsbury folks got in touch to let me know about an opportunity that marries the two, and provides a grand prize of a $5,000 kitchen makeover.

I SO want to remodel my kitchen, but with the boy in college, that’s not going to happen anytime soon  . . . unless, of course, I happen to enter and win the grand prize.

Competition is healthy, though; and many of you are bakers and writers (of course) who may ALSO want a new kitchen so . . . details of the contest follow. Good luck!

Until December 31, 2008, the Pillsbury® Make America Sweeter contest invites consumers to share how they make things a little sweeter with Pillsbury Cake, Brownies, Quickbread, Frostings, or Flours.  The winner will receive a $5,000 kitchen makeover and runners-up will receive products from KitchenAid® and Pillsbury.  Plus, a $5,000 donation will be made to Feeding AmericaTM to help end hunger in the country.

 How Can You Enter the Pillsbury Make America Sweeter Contest?

  • Submit an essay on how you make America sweeter with Pillsbury baking products (Cake, Brownies, Quick Bread, Frostings, or Flours) – like bringing treats to seniors or hosting a bake sale at your house of worship
  • Include a photo or short video illustrating your sweet gesture
  • Entries can be submitted online at www.pillsburybaking.com/campaign or by mail to Pillsbury Make America Sweeter Contest, P.O. Box 8501, Prospect Hts., IL 60070. 

Via Twitter, Facebook and FriendFeed, several of you provided suggestions for my Christmas Cookie baking list. So far, the most intriguing recommendations have been Romance Cookies and Midnight Cookies. The kids want Peanut Butter Blossoms — you know, the peanut butter cookies with the Hershey’s kisses in the middle — and of course I’ll make some sugar cookies, too. For the sugar cookies, this year I’m going to try reliable old Alton Brown’s recipe and decorate with Royal Icing.

If I get really ambitious, I may whip up some macaroons, too.

I’m still taking suggestions! I will bake this weekend so leave your favorite cookie idea in the comments.