Monthly Archives: October 2007
Whose Kids Are These, Anyway?
Aliens abducted my children and replaced them with exact, giant replicas that are NICE to each other. Creepin’ me out, man. Yesterday, the girl was disappointed because I couldn’t ditch work and take her up to the school to shoot … Continue reading
The Hendersons are Not Here
When I was 16, I had a job writing movie reviews for the local Catholic newspaper. I was limited to anything rated PG or G, naturally. The first review I wrote was for that box office hit, Harry and The Hendersons. … Continue reading
Pumpkin Penance
I didn’t buy the blue wig the FIRST time we saw one. You cannot buy a pumpkin in Charlottesville if you wait until Oct. 28. (and dudes, no — I am not driving to Ruckersville for a pumpkin.) I should … Continue reading
STL Blogger Gathering — A Success
I want to thank everyone who came out for the STL Blogger Gathering last night. We had 30 or so of the most attractive bloggers in St. Louis, sipping Pumpkin Ale at Schlafly Bottleworks well into the night. I had … Continue reading
STL Blogger Gathering Tonight!
What do you MEAN this is the first you’ve heard of it? All the cool kids will be at the STL Blogger Gathering tonight at Schlafly Bottleworks. Don’t worry — they know we’re coming — and are excited about dozens … Continue reading
