1. Get a really deep, dark Tropicana tan. Just once. And have a bikini body to show it off with. (SO not going to happen. The darkest I get is off white.)
2. Travel to all the lovely places I want to visit — it’s a very long list, including but not limited to France, Alaska, Africa, England and Jackson, Missisippi.
3. Get all done up just like Bettie Page and go somewhere really inappropriate like, oh I don’t know, a PTA meeting.
4. Publish something. Wait — no, have someone else publish something I’ve written, pay me lots of money for it and earn lifelong notoriety for it.
5. I could be all serious here and give the Miss America “world peace, end hunger, homelessness and disease” etc. and OF COURSE that stuff is on the list BUT, I’m making this list JUST FOR FUN so, #5 is to perform as lead singer of a real band in front of a real (big) audience that thinks I rock. (um, influenced by too many hours of Rock Band. I do a mean Ozzy.)
What’s on your “bucket list”?